Coco's Variety Store: Hamster's Lunch Back in Stock, Wide Spread Panic Averted

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Hamster's Lunch Back in Stock, Wide Spread Panic Averted

Following the epic demand for Hamster's Lunch, Coco's is pleased to announce that everybody's favorite tea time treat is back in stock. For those not familiar, this is not a lunchtime snack for a hamster, but rather a savory rice cracker snack for people who enjoy the company of a highly detailed hamster figurine. And what sort of savage wouldn't enjoy a tea time snack with a new little friend?

As is the case with Japanese 'blind' toys, there are 12 different figurines but the package gives no indication as to the actual hamster contained therein. That, my friends, is how they get you.

SOLD OUT! Call us to inquire!

Welcome to Coco's

2427 Riverside Drive
Los Angeles, California 90039
Email (323) 664-7400 Map

Coco's Variety sells flyswatters, glass 5 gallon water bottles, headache remedies, oil cloth by the yard, used bicycles, California souvenir tablecloths, Kit-Cat Klocks, gumballs, Mexican Cokes in glass bottles, squirt guns, tote bags adorned with hula girls, Lodge cast iron frying pans, old American-made tools, baskets for your bicycle, wood matches, reverse osmosis purified drinking water by the gallon and fancy Jadeite cake plates for fancy cakes on fancy occasions.

We sell everything but parakeets.

Forlorn Bicycles Considered, Purchased, Refurbished and Sold

Coco's is engaged in the refurbishment, repair and sale of used bicycles. From the scrap iron dealer's mud puddle, we buy bikes that nobody else wants. We buy junkers, clunkers, road bikes, mountain bikes, banana seat specials, fixies, department store cheapies, step through ten speeds, heavy bikes, skip tooth relics, 80's splatter paint disasters, suspension bikes, BMX tricksters, track bikes, cruisers, bruisers and midnight losers.

We believe the bicycle with the greatest positive impact on the environment is a fading champion that has already served a meaningful life and is resuscitated for a second chance at glory.